for fae

[orenosei]

sad bois????
a sad boi who doesn't know how to comfort another sad boi???

Comments

[orenosei]

[But what if he were to threaten them for the jacket? It has certainly got to threatening levels at this point. So much threaten; so little time.

He pulls out his hypnosis mic, even switches it on. The terrifying glare of the screens of his hypnosis speaker floating behind him.]

Elbow me in the face again and you won't like me. Drop the jacket and go.

[hostjacket]

[That gets Hifumi to take a step out from behind the door, even as the women drop his jacket.]

Doppo, Sensei'll be pissed if you use your mic here.

[...possibly. Sensei may agree with Doppo, it's hard to say.]

[orenosei]

[He steps forward, bending over and picking up that jacket.]

Get out, go. Before I make you go.

[He hasn't even brought the mic up to his lips.]

[hostjacket]

[They all flee, leaving Hifumi's now somewhat abused jacket on the ground behind the host himself.]

Th-they're gone, Doppo. Put your mic back, kay?

[orenosei]

[He didn't use it! He just used it to be threatening. He turns and puts an arm around Hifumi.]

Tch, they're all so annoying.

[hostjacket]

They're so not, Doppo, they're just really eager to see me!

[But he leans against Doppo with a sigh.]

My poor jacket though...

[orenosei]

We can wash it when we get home, it's fine.

[Gonna start walking them home?]

[hostjacket]

I need to patch it up, too. They tore the cuff, see?

[Showing it to Doppo.]

Maybe I should see about, like, making replicas for the kittens to buy....

[orenosei]

Then it wouldn’t hold as much meaning to you.

[Rubbing his back as they walk.]

Why didn’t you text me?

[hostjacket]

Because you had over time?

[Duh.]

[orenosei]

And? I told you I would come get you today.

[Shifting down to hold his hand. ]

[hostjacket]

And you get pissy when I ask you to come earlier.

[orenosei]

[ Sighing.]

I would have come early!

[hostjacket]

And been annoyed!

[orenosei]

[Dragging him into the train. ]

For five minutes.

[hostjacket]

The phone call and trip over'd take longer than that.

[He's going, he's going!]

[orenosei]

I mean I would have been annoyed for five minutes.

[Annnnd now dragging Hifumi out of the train and to their apartment.]

[hostjacket]

[Yay short train rides.]

You're never annoyed for just five minutes.

[orenosei]

I just wanted to protect you, dammit!

[NOW HE'S ACTUALLY ANNOYED.]

[hostjacket]

I know.

[So's Hifumi, but he's not quite to the yelling stage. He's just at that "frowning and huffing and crossing his arms" stage. Give him a minute.]

But you're tired. Because you won't let me take care of you!

[orenosei]

You never let me take care of you! You're always acting like you're fine! you're not always fine!

[LOOK HE'S JUST GONNA FLEE]

[hostjacket]

Because I obviously don't need it!

[Hifumi rolls his eyes.]

And now you're totally running! Again! You never wanna hear it, but you need someone to take care of you, Doppo! You'd die if I didn't!

[orenosei]

[Oh he sure is running again.

Doppo always did suck at comforting.]

[hostjacket]

[He does. All Hifumi needed was a hug and reassurance and he got yelled at.

So he's just going to watch Doppo run and hide before going to his room, slamming the door, and curling up on the floor by his bed to cry. Not loudly, he doesn't want to upset Doppo any more, but he needs a good cry.]

[orenosei]

[Doppo has never been good at it.

But he can TRY. Try being the keyword. He feels bad. Bad for yelling, bad for causing a scene. He gets up and goes across to Hifumi's room. He figured this would be the way he found him. He's going to walk in and shut the door behind himself.]